Story posted Nov 11, 2007
The crowd was super excited for the annual game between Santa Claus and the elves. Mrs. Claus was cheering "Santa, Santa, he's my man, if he can't do it nobody can!" And the elf cheering section started out with "Bite his ankles!" but then switched to more sportsman-like cheers. It didn't matter, because "Big Red" dominated the boards on both ends and made all 47 foul shots, while blocking all 3 elf shots for a 47-0 victory. Santa's 116th straight shutout. But everyone was happy that ticket sales created a great benefit fund to help those in need.
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