Story posted Nov 17, 2007
Santa Claus hits Mach 4 in new rocket sleigh flight simulator

Many people think the hardest part of Santa's job is getting down chimneys. But it's actually flying the sleigh and landing on roofs. To keep sharp, Santa Claus trains for months each year in the sleigh flight simulator. This year, the training elves installed a new super-charged rocket sleigh simulator, but they forgot to tell Santa Claus. Needless to say, he was not prepared for the eye-popping acceleration which hit a speed of Mach 4 in 10 seconds. His face took 3 days to straighten out!

SANTA'S JOB JUST GOT EASIER!

Santa Beacon Santa's head elf reported today to the Holiday Post that while Santa was high up in the sky testing out his new sleigh, the fog, rain and snow was so bad that it was really hard to see through. When the elves heard this, they quickly set to working on a new gadget that lights up to help Santa Claus locate houses from below. They call it the Santa Beacon. Buy Now!


The elves have built a swimming pool in the Workshop to test all the swim masks, snorkels, fins, pool toys and inflatable rafts. Santa Claus will be dropping by to make sure they also remember to make lots of them.

Thanks to his new Sleigh Phone, you can call Santa on Christmas Eve. Santa will tell you how close he is to YOUR house! Parents can click here for details on this exciting new experience.


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