Alabaster has a team of Naughty or Nice apprentice elves who help him keep track of the List. As you can imagine it is a colossal undertaking. Yet, as big as it is, Alabaster steadfastly sticks to his time-honored practice of writing the list out by hand with a quill pen. Several elves recently were caught making their entries with a computer. Needless to say they are ex-apprentice's, having been banished to duty as sanitation engineers in the reindeer barn. Alabaster has put the computer to good a doorstop.

After a long day at the Naughty or Nice Archives, Alabaster likes to relax by archiving totally useless information. Some of his favorites are listed below.

  • The average human will shed over 100 lbs. of hair by the age of 80 years. (Hopefully not in the same pile)
  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
  • Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Well, we said Alabaster was quite a character. Seven out of ten elves agree. And so do we.

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